Please pick only one post type!

((When you read an article online and you imagine it was written by a young person and then you google him and he is actually 82 years old.))

((why is this still a thing in my dash

w h y))

plvsultra whispered:

My muse is hiding something embarrassing! Send me a ☏ and I will generate a number from 1-13 for what it is! (Some NSFW)

12. Their diary

Hey, I know you are just dying to know all the awesome things I do in my awesome days, but that’s private!

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My muse is hiding something embarrassing! Send me a ☏ and I will generate a number from 1-13 for what it is! (Some NSFW)

patriotichearts:

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calendar?

They each got six months.

I’m pretty sure your joke just gave me cancer. I can feel it spreading through every tissue of my body, that’s how bad it was.

patrixtism:

theawesomeme-willmoveforward:

*Blinks blinks* Okay, either that means you have a secret and in that case my day is about to get really fun or it means you can’t speak and in that case sucks to be you, man.

[He just kinda— huffs and places his head against the table]
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[Then he perks up slightly, taking out his phone before typing a small message to the other]

Yeah, it really does. I hate not being able to speak.

*laughs at how the other just falls on the table and he was debating whether or not to give him a consoling pat on the back when he perked up and got his phone.*

Hah, smart way out. But look for the bright side: at least we will be free of your crazy ideas and never ending talking for a day! *What? He didn’t say it was the bright side for Alfred.*

*He is just teasing, of course*

((*Sulks because I’m at work and don’t have my icons*))

ask-lovifreakingvargas:

It finally happened.

patrixtism:

theawesomeme-willmoveforward:

*Plops down by his side* hey, kiddo, what’s with the face?

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[He sighs, pretending to zip his mouth shut as if to say he couldn’t speak]

*Blinks blinks* Okay, either that means you have a secret and in that case my day is about to get really fun or it means you can’t speak and in that case sucks to be you, man.

Send me a stereotype about my country and I will tell you if it applies to me.

mrs-cheese:

For the rebloggers: Make sure to put your country’s name in the tags UvU

patrixtism:

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[Now how is he supposed to order food now?]

*Plops down by his side* hey, kiddo, what’s with the face?