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[SUDDEN REALIZATION] HES CHEATING ON LARS WITH A SUGAR DADDY IT ALL MAKES SENSE

I AM GOING TO BASH YOUR HEAD ON A CONCRETE WALL IF YOU DON’T SHUT UP

ITS OKAY I WONT TELL HIM I PROMISE

THERE IS NOTHING TO TELL, SPECIALLY TO THAT GIANT JERK

((Okay you guys are all amazing and I love you all and thank you so much for making this day that started so shitty end so perfectly, but it’s 4h30 am and I’m pretty sure my mom is going to wake up any minute now so i’m going to bed.

Might still be on mobile though cause I’m way too pumped now, but long replies won’t be a thing anymore.

So good night dears, sleep tight and dream with a chocolate land ^3^))

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((All Gilbert did was sing a silly song and apparently it transported him right into a soap opera.

Sisters losing their minds, sudden love confessions, what a night. xD))

((AND NOW THERE’S A SUGAR DADDY IN THE MIX GOOD BYE WORLD))

Excuse u it’s Lars the sugar daddy

Congratulations idontgivearotterdam you got promoted to sugar daddy

Or cheated boyfriend that is being cheated on with a sugar daddy, the details are a little hazy.

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[SUDDEN REALIZATION] HES CHEATING ON LARS WITH A SUGAR DADDY IT ALL MAKES SENSE

I AM GOING TO BASH YOUR HEAD ON A CONCRETE WALL IF YOU DON’T SHUT UP

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So then you are! Unless.. Someone’s cheating on you? Who do you think it’s with? Could it be Lars? He’s kinda dreamy, pulled straight out of a fairy tale, y’know? Tall and blonde, no way anyone would turn him down[/gasps] did you cheat on someone with Lars? I didn’t think he’d be the kind of guy to help someone cheat, what with his “charming” personality and all. Why are you cheating anyway? Is your partner that bad in bed? Or is it just like a sugar daddy you’ve got so you can get nice shit? Why would you cheat on a sugar daddy though? I mean you can just as easily ask for sex toys and make him watch you satisfy yourself. [/gasps an even gaspier gasp] is Lars your sugar daddy? Are you cheating on Lars with someone who is more prince-like?

[/bows a lil and uses his hand to show a direction in which to go] after you

*Oh God what the hell even is going on now.*

*He is way too fucking done with the shit people are throwing at him tonight*

*And he definitely doesn’t want to hear about Lar’s “charming personality”*

*Puts head in hands and muffles a scream of frustration*

Jesus fuck, did Spain drop you on your head when you were a kid or what? Sounds to me you are the one that wants to suck on that bastard’s dick and have him buy you sex toys, so why don’t you shut the fuck up and go sort all that sexual frustration with him and leave me out of it?

*Shoves hands in the pockets of his jackets, clearly not amused. He even considers walking away, but then changed his mind, he needed a drink even more now after having to stand and hear about Lars being his “sugar daddy”*

Just so you know, you are fucking paying. Let’s go. *Starts walking and enters the first bar he founds*

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((All Gilbert did was sing a silly song and apparently it transported him right into a soap opera.

Sisters losing their minds, sudden love confessions, what a night. xD))

((AND NOW THERE’S A SUGAR DADDY IN THE MIX GOOD BYE WORLD))

((All Gilbert did was sing a silly song and apparently it transported him right into a soap opera.

Sisters losing their minds, sudden love confessions, what a night. xD))

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[mutters]

*Rolls eyes*

Mumble mumble mumble what?

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I love you, you fucking idiot!

*Stops*

*Blinks, blinks*

Just how many beers have you had in the past hour?

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My little sister just came on to me, I think I’m scarred for life.

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Someone pass me the mental bleach.

Serves you right[/crosses his arms]

I can pass you real bleach instead

What did I do to deserve that??

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Can you pass me a 3 liter bottle of beer or something?

Cheating[/pout]

Vodka is stronger if you really wanna flush it out

What cheating? Who is cheating? On who?

*Considers that*

*He hates vodka so he only drinks it when things are really ugly*

*Shakes head*

Nah, the beer is all good.

…Perhaps just one shot in between.

[/covers his mouth with his fingers] I was talking about our last game. So you’re cheating on someone?[he must have all the juicy details]

Let’s go to a bar

*Facepalms. He needed to calm down, he was getting hysteric and it was ridiculous. *

*Breaths* Fuck you, you led me on. No, I’m not cheating on anyone, what are you, one of those gossipy old hags?

And I didn’t cheat on anything else as well, you’re just a sore loser.

*Groans* Yes, let’s.

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Yea… uh no

I like annoying you to see what smart remarks you make

and I kinda…

I kinda…. 

……….You like when I talk back to you?

What are you, a masochist? Dumb? Kinda crazy?

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No… now I fear you’ll make some kind of mockery out of me

*Snorts and laughs* What? As opposed to everything I’ve been doing up until now?

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Spit it out already.

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[mutters]

*Rolls eyes*

Mumble mumble mumble what?

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My little sister just came on to me, I think I’m scarred for life.

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Someone pass me the mental bleach.

Serves you right[/crosses his arms]

I can pass you real bleach instead

What did I do to deserve that??

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Can you pass me a 3 liter bottle of beer or something?

Cheating[/pout]

Vodka is stronger if you really wanna flush it out

What cheating? Who is cheating? On who?

*Considers that*

*He hates vodka so he only drinks it when things are really ugly*

*Shakes head*

Nah, the beer is all good.

…Perhaps just one shot in between.

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*Furrows his eyebrows. He is starting to get worried.* No, on the contrary, I’m admitting to the fact I’d never submit myself to the torture of dating you and oh jesus fuck what the hell are you dOING!?

*Hides face in hands and wonders if he should be calling a mental institution.* No, thank you, you psycho. No more Game of Thrones for you, ever.

*She laughs and comes right up to him, pulling his hands off his face and leaning down with a smirk* Oh but, dearest brother Gilbert, I know you want it. I can see it in your eyes when you stare at me. *She leans in and…smooches his cheek in the most obnoxious way she can before hopping back with a laugh* Your face was precious! I wish I had a picture of that. I need to make sure I never forget it.

*Staring at her clearly thinking she lost her mind but he doesn’t really believe she is going to do this, she absolutely can’t, oh thank GOD*

…………………….You are grounded for the rest of the millennium.

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My little sister just came on to me, I think I’m scarred for life.

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Someone pass me the mental bleach.

… Should I kick her leg or something? To protect the territory?

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Something like that.

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And keep her away from game of thrones.

Leave the poor girl watching her thinly-veiled medieval porn.

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In a scale from 1 to regretting all choices that led me to here, how much will I get beaten up if I do it though?

No! It’s giving her weird ideas!

How much you will regret if you kick Lily? For normal people I’d say about as much as regretting invading Russia in winter but you could take her in a fight.

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hureprinzessin:

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Yea… uh no

I like annoying you to see what smart remarks you make

and I kinda…

I kinda…. 

……….You like when I talk back to you?

What are you, a masochist? Dumb? Kinda crazy?

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No… now I fear you’ll make some kind of mockery out of me

*Snorts and laughs* What? As opposed to everything I’ve been doing up until now?

Spit it out already.

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My little sister just came on to me, I think I’m scarred for life.

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Someone pass me the mental bleach.

Serves you right[/crosses his arms]

I can pass you real bleach instead

What did I do to deserve that??

Can you pass me a 3 liter bottle of beer or something?